i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a fatherthis is the most accurate thing i ever read
think HARD about that: not only did they white-wash Katniss, they EXPLICITLY PROHIBITED WoC TO AUDITION FOR THE ROLE OF KATNISS. Smells like blatant racism.
Wow. I was unaware of this. This is extremely disappointing.
me when i finally get a girlfriend.
I hope your girlfriend looks more thrilled than that, mate
If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.
SO MY FAMILY WAS WATCHING REINBACH FALLS AND WHEN SHERLOCK WAS ALL LIKE “why would you care about what people think of me?” MY MOM WAS ALL LIKE “because he’s your boyfriend.” THEN SHE TURNED TO ME AND SAID “you know that’s what confirmed bachelor used to mean right? it’s a euphemism for gay.” EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME
my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life
but I’m afraid
I have to.
Wait, why is RDJ in this list?
He says sexuality for him is a grey area, and basically it depends on who you talk to if he’s bisexual or not
same with Misha, i’m guessing?
^no Misha is openly bi
i think you are
who deserves to be on this list
this is my blogging face
I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like
I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile.
This is the most accurate post I’ve seen all day.
look at this gif carefully
he is not even close to the shelf
it wasnt his perfect butt who crashed it
it was his wings
GUYS LOOK AT THE MIRROR AT THE TOP HIS FEET ARE SO FAR AWAY FROM THE THING
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME
I couldn’t wait so I made a thing.